Could'a, Should'a, Would'a: 12-02-09

Here's how this weekend's racing at the Taneytown MABRA Cyclocross Championship could'a, should'a, and would'a played out if it hadn't'a played out the way it did...

• Idiot Cyvant somehow found a stripper pole in the slopfest.  Weird analogy, but it works for him...
• The Unholy Rouleur explains his 12% loss in FTP with one of those computer generated videos.  Maybe it hurts less when a computer Lego-guy says it for you...
• FatMarc Vanderbacon doesn't have a race report per se but he does apparently race through some of the toll booths on the way to the races and -- let's be honest -- isn't a little bit of anarchy (but not the hurtin' kind) part of the whole 'cross experience?

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Know of any more great race reports from last weekend?  Send them to me here.

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Gus Grissom races for Team GamJams Racing, teaches Greek and Latin at DeMatha Catholic High School, and writes a dissertation in his spare time.  He compiles this column strictly for fortune and glory.

Comments

[Jesse]

So Gus races for Team GamJams Racing, eh? Where is the press release with the rest of the team? Did I miss a post somewhere?

[Mike May]

No Jesse, there hasn't been a formal announcement yet. I think your streak of reading every single thing published on GamJams is still intact. Watch for an announcement tomorrow or early next week with the full roster and sponsor line-up. Followed by more announcements in pretty short order - not about the team, but about all the new events we'll be bringing to regional racing. We've been busy already.